Weird World of H. Sapiens

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Jimi Lives…on Craig’s List

And he needs a carpenter. Have you ever built experience?

Jimi Lives





Be Prepared

You never know when you’ll find yourself in a Cormac McCarthy novel.

I left this on the shelf as I am already well-versed in the areas of equine pre-, neo-, and post- natal care.*


*Claim may have been fabricated.

Speedy delivery.

Zapped Onto Internet via Nuclear Walkie Talkie

Reminders Found In Surprising Places

False Advertising

I’m on the spectrum,

so when even my peripheral vision registers the word in just about any context, my head is on a swivel.

Naturally, upon seeing the words “Autism Companion,” my attention was locked in.

It turned out to be total bullshit though—I called everyone in this book, and no one seemed even remotely interested in going on a date with me.

I’m suing the raisins off this grocery store.

Autism Companion



Dispatches From The Field

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