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Do The Zoidberg

Try to keep the hooliganism to a minimum, if possible.

I’m not sure if this was intentional or unintentional. Nevertheless, I’m very happy it was immortalized on Vine.

Following his unlikely fourth-quarter touchdown reception during Week 11’s Sunday Night Football Ass-Beating Game between the Indianapolis Colts and the New England Patriots, Colts left tackle Anthony “Costanza” Castonzo totally did the Zoidberg Dance:

For comparison, here’s Zoidberg doing the Himself Dance, set to some metal music for some reason:

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October Sports U-Cap!

“Yes, lieutenant. He was definitely here. Recently.”

Caption this yourself in the comments, if you’d like! The first one has been done for you.

A baloo is a bear.

Via Bill Hanstock. Follow him on Twitter here.

Week III Fantasy Football Update

At Least I Don’t Have a Unibrow

  • My two sleeper-running-back locks going into the draft—Montee Ball and Eddie Lacy—have to this point been largely locked in a sleeper hold, which was presumably administered by Ted DiBiase.
  • I won a matchup due to heroics from Mssrs. Russell Wilson, Julio Jones, [Col.] Emmanuel Sanders, and Jeremy Maclin in addition to my opponent’s heroic benching of Mssr. Victor Cruz.
  • I share a hairstyle and a Resting Bitch Face with Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco.

You apparently complete me, JoFlacc.

By Kevin B. Moore (Own work) [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

By Kevin B. Moore (Own work) [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

Dispatches From The Field

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