I’m not sure if this was intentional or unintentional. Nevertheless, I’m very happy it was immortalized on Vine.
Following his unlikely fourth-quarter touchdown reception during Week 11’s Sunday Night Football
Ass-Beating Game between the Indianapolis Colts and the New England Patriots, Colts left tackle Anthony “Costanza” Castonzo totally did the Zoidberg Dance:
For comparison, here’s Zoidberg doing the Himself Dance, set to some metal music for some reason:
And he needs a carpenter. Have you ever built experience?
You never know when you’ll find yourself in a Cormac McCarthy novel.
I left this on the shelf as I am already well-versed in the areas of equine pre-, neo-, and post- natal care.*
*Claim may have been fabricated.
Zapped Onto Internet via Nuclear Walkie Talkie
Incidentally, this was on clearance at The Best Store Ever for a dollar.
I guess that means buying this book is like getting mugged, wherein one is punched hard enough to inflict brain damage while having the bus fare torn from one’s hand.
— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) October 1, 2014
Caption this yourself in the comments, if you’d like! The first one has been done for you.
A baloo is a bear.
Via Bill Hanstock. Follow him on Twitter here.
so when even my peripheral vision registers the word in just about any context, my head is on a swivel.
Naturally, upon seeing the words “Autism Companion,” my attention was locked in.
It turned out to be total bullshit though—I called everyone in this book, and no one seemed even remotely interested in going on a date with me.
I’m suing the raisins off this grocery store.
You apparently complete me, JoFlacc.